Some of these are a little off-color — you have been warned!

 

A guy from ARKANSAS passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can’t touch it ’til she’s 14.
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How do you know when you’re staying in a ARKANSAS hotel? When you call the front desk and say, “I gotta leak in my sink,” and the clerk replies, “Go ahead.”
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How can you tell if a ARKANSAS redneck is married? There’s dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
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Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in ARKANSAS to 32? 
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
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What do they call reruns of “Hee Haw” in ARKANSAS? Documentaries.
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Where was the toothbrush invented?
ARKANSAS. If it had been invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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An ARKANSAS State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-64 and says to the driver, “Got any I.D.?”
and the driver replies “Bout wut?”
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Did you hear about the $3 million ARKANSAS State Lottery?
(Come on- this is funny!)
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
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The governor’s mansion in ARKANSAS burned down! Yep. Pert’ near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and he hadn’t even finished coloring one of them.
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A new law was recently passed in ARKANSAS. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins. 
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A guy walks into a bar in ARKANSAS and orders a mudslide. The bartender looks at the man and says, “You ain’t from ’round here are ya?’ 
“No,” replies the man, ! “I’m from Pennsylvania.” 
The bartender looks at him and says, “Well , what do ya do in Pennsylvania?”
“I’m a taxidermist,” said the man.
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, “What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?”
“The man says,”I mount animals.”
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar…”It’s okay boys, he’s one of us!”